evan caines

evan caines- a perverted freak that lives in wallingford ct BE AWARE

did you see the shit evan caines sent to a little girl ?

by doedeez July 30, 2021

evan kirkman

the alpha of all men. legend says he sleeps with 5 different girls every night. also he is a pretty good warzone player.

that guy is picking up so much girls! his name must be evan kirkman.

by jared862731 July 20, 2020

dirty evan

Someone who loves to take control when having sex. One who is "in it to win it". He won't be gentle. He pulls hair, slaps ass, and can ride it all night long. Aspires to be a porn star by night and college student by day. Also does the pile driver in bed and ladies love it. Piles drive her right in the ass.

"Who is that? Hope he gives me a dirty Evan."

Who is that? Hope he's dirty Evan

by Lulumagoo87 July 10, 2014

Chris Evans

Actor who plays Captain America one last time in Endgame

We will miss Chris Evans.

by fortniteISDyingRip April 23, 2019

Evan Peters

the man that turned my lesbian ass Bi

Evan peters is the best looking man on earth and the LOML followed by Harry Styles, Cillian Murphy, Zach Effron, and Tom Holland

by Kayleigh Dunne November 16, 2021

Evan Jennings

ahh, Evan, the psychotic, machete-loving, sexy-voiced and violent male that seems to have crawled straight out of hell. Best known for the popular slenderverse web series, 'everymanHYBRID', where he played himself and a demonic being named HABIT, Evan also has a separate youtube channel where he plays video games. Also, BEWARE, he ate a baby!

oh god! I think he just ate a baby!

who IS he!?

that sexy beast is Evan Jennings!

by Danger=Home July 10, 2018

Evan GEEDson

A particular type of Evan that has an abnormal amount of GEED like tendencies. Most love the movie titanic and eating sticks of butter.

Oh man look at that Evan, HES REALLY GEEDISH. He must be a Evan GEEDson!

by ChaneyMeister November 15, 2022