Thimble Cock

A phrase used to describe a male ( or female ) Who has a penis the size of a thimble when Erect.

Person 1 - "Wow i Have such a small dick i really need some viagra"

Person 2 - " Yea, you really do have a Thimble Cock."

by louis1 August 14, 2008

Timbers

A wanky American soccer team from the Scummiest city in the United States, Portland, Oregon. MOST well known for the more-than-lame "supporters group" the Timbers Army (TA for short). The Timbers were brought into the MLS in 2011, where they didn't make the playoffs, didn't win any cups, and actually lost a cup (the Cascadia Cup) to their most hated (and better) rivals, Seattle Sounders FC. They're also the holder of the self-proclaimed "Soccer City USA" title. Probably should have a better team if you're going to call yourself that.

The Timbers Army wasn't too happy today. 48 seconds from kick, Roger Levesque from the Seattle Sounders scored a goal. RCTI...lose?

by ECSTID January 13, 2012

justin timberlake

taleneted singer who does not realize what is right on national TV...he's half of the reason why Super Bowl 38 will be remembered by all of us!

Dude, my respect for Justin went up when he performed in Super Bowl 38!

by World Domination February 9, 2005

Tumble

The coolest way to speak of tumblr so nobody knows what you're really saying.

cuz we don't want it to be MAINSTREAM lolz.

I just tumbled.

by Erin Griddle March 8, 2011

jazz thimbled

To mess something up really badly

Roy: Hows the Kitchen coming along Barry?

Barry: Ah, I've fucking jazz thimbled it up mate.

Roy: Oh shit.

by Hookster June 21, 2005

Portland Timbers

The single worst football (soccer) team in the entire universe. Stole their one and only MLS cup, always lose, and have shitty fans that are a bunch of tattooed queers who drink too much toilet-made beer and everyone thinks are obnoxious as shit. They once lost to an amateur team. Their stadium is a baseball stadium. Their coach Savarese has an insanely punchable face, and every time I see someone wearing a Portland Timbers shirt, I’m vehemently offended. Fuck them and their damn owner. To be fair, the city is all right, but their football (soccer) team can go to hell.

Bruh did you go to the Portland Timbers game last night?
Nah man. what happened?
They got smacked by the Seattle Sounders 10-0.
Bruh I’m not surprised. Seattle is clearly better.

by Tyrashion2456389 November 20, 2019

Justin Timberfake

It's what Justin Haters call Justin Timberlake, a perverted idiot from *NSUCK.­

kid1: did you see that pervert who ripped off part of Janet Jackson dress?

kid2: you mean Justin Timberfake?­

kid1: yeah

by cooj December 12, 2004