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Thanksgetting

What people celebrate when they have forgotten the real meaning of thanksgiving.
The McCains just sat down for Thanksgetting dinner.
by ibweag December 2, 2010
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Thanks Dad!

Using some form of payment that is in your parents name (credit card, cash, etc) to purchase items you don't need, but want.
Oh man, I really needed this new computer to play video games on, Thanks Dad!
by WrathRE February 22, 2011
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who'da thunk

A sarcastic expression that explains that everybody/somebody has already thought of that or has acquired that information already
"Lemons sting!"..."Well who'da thunk"
by forever.and.fucking.always March 17, 2015
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thinksturbate

The claimed ability of some women to achieve orgasm through THE POWER OF POSITIVE THINKING.

According to these femme fatales, they simply think sexy- no touching, no rubbing of thighs together, and certainly no discreet dildo- and eventually release comes in the form of an orgasm.

MRI tests of thoughtsturbatrixes have had inconclusive results at best.
Carmen Craven thinksturbated twice in the span of an hour, so that she could keep still for her MRI.
by Thinkin' Harder March 10, 2008
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thunking

The act of thinking deeply and/or for long periods of time.
Lee watched John as he stared ahead into space, his face tense with thought.

"Wow, some serious thunking going on there, John. What's on your mind?"
by stark_source February 4, 2010
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thanks...i guess

When you thank someone for something but want so be quirky and relatable at the same time (but failing at it)

Or when you thank someone for something and want to make fun of Emma Chamberlain {Youtuber} (and/or her speech at the streamy awards 2018) at the same time (and not failing at it)
A: Here is your birthday present
B: ThAnkS...i guEsS
by mynameisisi November 10, 2018
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THANKS

Acronym for "The Hot And Naked Kinky Sex". Also stands for "The Hot And Nasty Kinky Sex" for the more adventurous types.

Used in sentences to conceal a hidden meaning - very useful in a public setting.
Guy1: Hey did you hook up with that chick last night?
Guy2: Yea it was awesome!
Guy1: Did you give her THANKS?
Guy2: Yea she got all the THANKS she could handle!
by ThanksMan98 November 24, 2010
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