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Thomas

40 year old virgin, that looks hilarious as Carl from Jimmy Newtron
That "H" better stay silent, or else I'm gonna tear its little arms off its crossbar thing. OR Thomas, noun, "A dumb name."
by wetnoodleman April 9, 2017
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Thomas by far would have to be the most beautiful discovery of all time. A humble person who doesn't realize that he makes the world a better place just by being in it. His dark and funny humor accompanied by a heart stopping smile makes him a girl magnet. His extremely loyal and confides only to a handful of friends whom he trusts but if you break that trust, you better run to an unknown destination because he'll make you feel as small as a nit. Other than that, Thomas is a remarkable man who is determined to achieve his goals and marry the girl of his dreams. Thomas and friends can get up to mischief and deviously play pranks on poor innocent girls who are oblivious to their cunning acts, but it's all fun and games.
I wonder whether Thomas does any squats because his ass looks so fine and perky.
by callmeselfish November 28, 2017
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THOMAS

SOME SALTY ASS BITCH WHO CANT TAKE A JOKE AND RATS OUT HIS “FRIENDS” AND HIS BREATH MAKES PEOPLE WANT TO KILL THEM SELVES
THOMAS IS A BITCH WHO DESERVES TO DIE
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Thomas is a name on a guy (mostly) that is often selfish and only care about being popular and is often an extremely bad loser. It may also be a high chance that he is a Sociopath so be aware of these guys!
*Losing in something* FUCKING GAY NIGGERS *HITS SCREEN*.

*Loses a football match* You know what? You are a fucking loser go hang yourself *then starts leaking all his secrets and makes him being bullied*

*Hits someone by a mistake* Well it wasn't my fault that you stood there.

Thomas
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Person usually with green eyes, typically act pretty young. They aren’t very smart but try in school. The type of person to shit themselves.
Person 1: Wow what a Thomas
Person 2: I know right!
by Lucass S December 20, 2018
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A true superhero and the most compassionate person you will ever meet. He will be there for you even when he isn’t trying. Can be very snarky and sassy when tired, but never cruel. He’s smarter than everyone around him and more humble. His ass isn’t bad either.
Person 1: I’m looking for someone to tell all my secrets to, who won’t judge me, but will help me out.
Person 2: You gotta find yourself a Thomas.

If you find yourself a Thomas, never let him go.
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Hot beast legend but a faggot
Hey Thomas stop gargling me nutt
by Bill Cosby fab boi 69 August 5, 2018
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