The act of simply putting your penis in a girls butthole while moving in and out with some form of rythem. Sometimes lasting only a few minutes.
Damn Josh & Jarred! Corey did the "Joey Jones" on that Hoe last night!
I would totaly dump that slut if she would let me do the "Joey Jones" on her!
I would totaly dump that slut if she would let me do the "Joey Jones" on her!
by Dave Dicksucker April 16, 2009
by DelariaMassHysteria August 06, 2015
A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.
Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.
Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.
Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.
Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones
Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones
by Rookie boi July 02, 2018
by Pooon slayer 444 February 04, 2018
by The real god123456 June 21, 2017
When playing an FPS video game, specifically with the homies, whenever you top frag, and top frag only for damage. You can call yourself Mustard Jones.
"Wow, I just did 4.6 thousand damage this game and y'all barely have 2 thousand total. I am hard Mustard Jones'ing"
by Mustard Jones November 02, 2022
When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084
Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?
Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch
Person 1. Nice
Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch
Person 1. Nice
by DankDefintions February 01, 2011