French People

They simply do not exist, if someone tells you they are Fr*nch don't believe them they are lying.

"Oui are French People."

"No your not, the Fr*nch aren't real silly."

by Gh0sty6 November 14, 2022

Disco French

The minuscule knowledge of the French language learned specifically from pop songs by such artists as LaBelle, ABBA, Blondie, Kylie Minogue and Lady Gaga.

Him: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir."
Her: "Yeah, like your Disco French is going to work on me."

by soanim8ed July 10, 2011

The french wave

A dismissive hand gesture that waves a person away, often impatiently or irritatedly. It is frequently made while not even looking at the person, who is usually someone who unwelcomely interrupted the conversation or activities of the person giving the french wave. A normal wave involves mostly motion of the arms and wrist pivoting from left to right; the french wave mostly involves motion of the fingers (which are held together) back and forth as though to say "shoo."

I tried to talk to him while he was watching soccer, and he gave me the french wave.

by Tochterlieber May 4, 2014

french nut

When the male partner cums on a croissant and the other partner eats it

"Dude Ashley's a freak, she asked me to give her a French Nut."

by Aebm5 November 17, 2016

French lunch

Sex on your lunch break

The kids were both at school, the wife called me upstairs for a French lunch!

by Throb56 August 24, 2021

French Guiana

an overseas department of France, on the NE coast of South America. The capital is Cayenne.

Me and my family went to french guiana in a plane!

by Anushki July 18, 2022

Pulling a French

Surrendering before a fight. Giving up when something is to hard.

Guy 1: this project is so hard i give up
Guy 2: come on man stop pulling a french

by Kahl Karl October 16, 2011