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Poon Flop

The most discusting floppy pussy you have ever seen. Or a dirogitory remark to say to someone you don't like.(Cause they dont know what it means either).
"This girl last night had the biggest Poon Flop i have ever seen."

"Get over here you fucking Poon Flop."
by Crazylson September 30, 2009
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keg flop

When an obese person (generally male) bits the Keg hose up his anus and proceeds to belly flop into a pile of vomit.
Did you see Eli keg flop at that RAGER last night???
by BGBRLY December 6, 2019
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fish flop

When someone passes out
by Hammeredexpert May 5, 2018
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Flopping Off

Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.
Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!
by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015
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cum flop

where ur dick flops and falls on to the belly ur cum flops off and hits you in the eye!
last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.

simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.
by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018
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doo flop

A man with a very slouchy or droopy face.
by yeahboy43 November 6, 2017
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Foster Flop

Foster Flop is an Australian saying, humorously describing the inability to get an erection after drinking too much beer.

It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
Last night after the party I wanted to root her but I Foster flopped.

Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
by MoMaB July 22, 2012
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