by Retarded mutt November 2, 2022

by Your humble shit maker March 4, 2021

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...
Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?
Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.
Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.
Hangman- Hahahahaha.
Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?
Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.
Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.
Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022

by Pertturbator January 29, 2020

kid: mommy, why does this man has wires on his airpods
mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood
mother: oh its nothing dont bother with that
mother in her head: i knew we shouldnt had moved in this neighbourhood
by bitch period February 15, 2019

by Extendedmeme September 23, 2020
