have handle, will travel

I’ve got all I need and I’m ready to go.
I believe it may have started with a cask of wine, as it has a handle and is ready to go!

Husband: What do you think? Shall we go?
Wife: Yep, have handle, will travel!

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Travel Pass

When your girlfriend or boyfriend allows you to fuck other people in another state or country.

My girl just gave me that travel pass... Hello Brazil!

by Skleetums August 20, 2016

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Angel Jose Robles And Joseph Alexander Martinez Traveled To Chinatown

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A horrible book that you read in 6th or 7th grade. The teacher is usually really boring and you have to go on and on with this fucking book. I wanted to kill myself after working on this book for the fourth month.

That book called Travels With Charley is so fucking bad.

by Mac Ackbar November 7, 2018

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Time Travel

The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.

"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"

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