when a man has sex with a pregnant woman and while he is fucking her in the vagina, the fetus gives the man a blow job.
by iaquinta May 19, 2007
A sexual act, or the participant themselves, in which several men (origionally swedish men from the country of orgin) masterbate while standing in a circle around a woman, bound at the feet and hands. The woman is free to move about, attemptiong to avoid the ejaculate of the men and seeing as she is bound, can only move in a manner that is resemblant of a fish out of water.
by DGZO May 14, 2009
During or after anal sex, when the giver of anal sex ejaculates on the feces inside of his partner's anus after cumming, covering them in santorum. Especially when the feces are round, causing them to look like the famous dish.
My girlfriend was incredulous when I told her that Swedish Meatballs don't bother me at all--but I guess they bother her, because she still wouldn't let me put it in her butt last night.
by Bekimz March 09, 2007
When two men are handcuffed together and both use their handcuffed hand to masturbate themselves at the same time.
by The Kentucky Tavern December 08, 2019
The action of using a machine that turns the pussy inside out and you open and close the slit to resemble a fish
by Logan boden November 04, 2016
The act of freezing a large thick shit in saran wrap, then later dildoing a female 3-7 hours later upon removal of the frozen shit.
by Squid and LuBe May 15, 2011
Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,
Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.
Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.
by Folfsky May 29, 2011