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Milkshake is nice

Also known as “Milkshakism”, is an ethereal movement started in Somerset, massachusetts (which also makes it the only interesting thing to come from this shitty fucking town) based on the birdflesh song by the same name. The movements prime goal is to change the world by the molecular level to a milkshake, creating a sweet and cool paradise out of earth.
Milkshake is nice

But not in my eyes

Only in my mouth and soul

I want the taste

All the time

Milkshake is not a crime

I like milkshake, I like it a lot

Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot

Fresh fruit, milk and cream

Like an ever flowing stream

I like it sweet, not too thick

Without a shake, I get sick

Cool milkshake in a pool

Swim and drink, don’t go to school

Milkshake is nice

But not in my eyes

Only in my mouth and soul

I want the taste

All the time

Milkshake is not a crime

I like milkshake, I like it a lot

Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot

Fresh fruit, milk and cream

Like an ever flowing stream

I like it sweet, not too thick

Without a shake, I get sick

Cool milkshake in a pool

Swim and drink, don’t go to school

Happy soul equals happy life

Share a shake with your wife

True beauty in the cream

But it can’t compete with you Jolene
by Milkshake is nice August 31, 2019
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buttfuck milkshake

An alcoholic drink which consists of whipped cream vodka, banana liquor, kaluah, chocolate syrup, and milk.
While waiting for a train at the railroad tracks, "oh, shit, this long line is such a buttfuck milkshake."

Or- "I could really go for a buttfuck milkshake right about now."
by heisnathethegreat25 December 17, 2017
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florida milkshake

When you only poop brown liquid after binge drinking in florida for a week.
Yeah just got back from vacation and can't stop making florida milkshakes.
by nignagriffic January 7, 2020
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banana milkshake

You say it when something is dope as fuck.
(Origin is from "when life gives you bananas, banana milkshake
Guy 1: "Dude i just banged that girl"
Guy 2: "Bruh banana milkshake"
by SKELLY_BOI March 30, 2020
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Granny Milkshake

a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.
What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake
by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020
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Satan's Milkshake

The mixture of shit and cum that comes out of a asshole.
Bro me and my girl tried anal lastnight, she made me suck up my Satan's Milkshake through a straw.
by SaltWithNoPepper May 8, 2020
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Strawberry Milkshake

When a man creampies a woman on her period and eats her out with the blood and cum mixing together
by Damenzo July 23, 2020
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