mega shplunck

When you take a massive shit and it ruptures your asshole leaving blood in the water

Dude I need an ambulance I just took a mega shplunck

by Mussolini good leader August 09, 2018

mega dick

a pp that is HUGE

you don't have a mega dick lmaoo

by chocalate spit August 19, 2021

mega dibs

Adjective - to describe someone you are well into

1) the ultimate of dibs
2) definitely mashable
3) highly alluring on a minimum of sleep

oh man that squiffs is mega dibs - I would!!

by idobelieve December 28, 2009

mega fap

When you fap so hard your dick bleeds

I mega faped and it hurt but felt good

by Giamt anus alex December 11, 2017

mega lol

The highest level of lol.

Where a joke is so funny that it leaves you no choice but to mega lol
Ranks above standard lol and super lol

“You've been such a stupid cunt lately”
“Watch your language dude”
“Oh I meant silly cunt”
“That’s like totally mega lol bro”

by Spicybungalover69 December 05, 2021

mega's palace

Bitches and hoes for rent and more.

Don't fuss! Mega's palace has puss for less!

by h00chymama January 15, 2009

Mega Cooker

The process of ripping a cone and then exhaling the smoke into a balloon of nitrous and inhaling repeatedly until failure

Look Lambo is doing a mega cooker

by Comparetor May 01, 2023