Something you dont want to talk about because you would end up talking longer than a giraffe neck about it.
by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021
Get the Giraffe in the roommug. by danjek November 17, 2016
Get the giraffemug. A man who is one in a million infinities.
He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.
He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.
He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).
And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).
He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.
He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.
He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).
And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).
He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
Get the Spider Giraffemug. A microscopic carnivorous fish that drink mud as its diet. When you see a giraffe, escape quickly, or get eaten alive.
by ser see swee February 3, 2021
Get the Giraffemug. When you Defecate, and Cum in your Partner's mouth in the same time while watching A minecraft movie
by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025
Get the Human Giraffemug. by Mayor Glöria Crüze April 23, 2025
Get the Giraffe Snoutmug.