Shes a beautiful stunning girl, and she is amazing at everything, and defeats everything in her way.
" Hey girl, look at Eva she's slaying those new boots." " Are you going to Eva's house, she is soooo rich, I would"
by slaykitty January 26, 2023

Shes the perfect house wife material and will make you pancakes while she beats you up with a pan like rapunzel or sm. shes a stupid Canadian with maple syrup or some shit. shes so white like the color of my walls. she will never leave her perfect husband and will work to impress men cause shes super straight.
by pee_lover November 26, 2021

silly and stupid but can be responsible, very good style and is so beautiful it’s blinding but sometimes has pimples. she loves reading and is very good at the arts (music, painting). all the older guys fall for her while she is wanting someone her age.
18 yr old guy: hey who’s that?
16 yr old guy: Eva, do you like her or smth?
18: ye she’s so pretty and funny
16: your too old for her but i’m not help me get her
18: NO SHES MINE ILL KILL YOU
16 yr old guy: Eva, do you like her or smth?
18: ye she’s so pretty and funny
16: your too old for her but i’m not help me get her
18: NO SHES MINE ILL KILL YOU
by Averygrambs December 27, 2021

Eva is a goofy geezer with amazing banter she tries her hardest at anything and everything!!!!!!!!! she has multiple stds buut still makes her way through life shining and sparkling like a boss.
by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025

by achoo256 July 10, 2022

A girl who's a hopeless romantic. She's nerdy, and seems to hate everyone, but is the best when you get to know her. Gives everybody mixed signals. She is smart and focused, but also dumb at the same time.
by coolkevin123038 March 15, 2024

damn eva’s pretty as fuck
by Tyler_1836929 June 13, 2022
