Indiana Deer Strangler

It’s where she’s about to orgasm, but then she looks at you like a deer in head lights, so you hit her with your car.

RIP Casey, heard she had a good time hitting that Indiana Deer Strangler!

by MBLIndiana March 17, 2024

ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Red Deer curling

v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.

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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2019

Deer tuct

The action of tucking one’s penis in an attempt of creating a “camel toe”

Buffalo Bill would fuck himself due to his deer tuct.

by Spaceboy949 July 27, 2018

deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash

vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’

by assenavd.sneeze September 19, 2021

Deer mailbox

When insurance company thinks its a deer but you know it was a mailbox

That deer mailbox jumped out of nowhere

by Smurf delights March 13, 2021

Parkin Deer

A unique and funny way to announce that you have to use the bathroom or you just farted
May also be linked to the assumption that "Deer Park" bottled water may have traces of actual Deer droppings in it

Took ya long enough, what were ya doin, parkin deer?

by D-Llamas June 11, 2011