A device that is used to create a strange thing called gravity. This “gravity” was created to benefit people living on the Southern Hemisphere, otherwise known as the wrong side of the world.
Gravity Belts are not well known in the Northern Hemisphere other than a few stories of gravity belt related crime from Australia, the most insane of all the countries, shared on 4chan.
Australia as you may know banned guns, yet despite this the Aussies have figured out how to detach/destroy their fellow mans gravity belt with boomerangs and other throwable objects. They constantly search for individuals who keep their gravity belts in disrepair so they can watch their victim fall into space. It is so cruel until you realize the rest of crazy things the people see, have, say, and do.
Gravity Belts are not well known in the Northern Hemisphere other than a few stories of gravity belt related crime from Australia, the most insane of all the countries, shared on 4chan.
Australia as you may know banned guns, yet despite this the Aussies have figured out how to detach/destroy their fellow mans gravity belt with boomerangs and other throwable objects. They constantly search for individuals who keep their gravity belts in disrepair so they can watch their victim fall into space. It is so cruel until you realize the rest of crazy things the people see, have, say, and do.
Jesse: Davie your gravity belt is loose!
Davie: OH SHIT! Thanks Jesse.
Jesse: No problem. Can’t have my best friend falling into space.
Davie: OH SHIT! Thanks Jesse.
Jesse: No problem. Can’t have my best friend falling into space.
by Lobo Marango June 23, 2018
Hey Steve, I heard you had sex with Bathsheva. You can proudly say that you have your Money Belt now.
by Paul Guay April 13, 2011
by Shaw December 01, 2004
an exaple of an old man onion belting back in my day people used to where onions on there belts but that was the cool thing to do because it was the 1960s and everyone was listening to that rock n roll music wich was realy big in that time, bob dylan was doing his thing and every one loverd him, thats around the time of the vietnam war with all thoughs asian people, you know that asian people are realy good at ping pong and math......
by the plum sauce January 31, 2011
by Coffinking January 08, 2008
by Laniqua March 30, 2005
Guys don't wear "fanny packs"; that sounds to "feminine". Men wear "belt bags" (popular in the 90's).
BULLY: Hey, look! Poindexter's wearing a sissy fanny pack. Ha, ha!!
POINDEXTER: It's not a fanny pack, it's a BELT BAG.
BULLY: Did you say a BUTT BAG? What a FAG!!! Ha, ha!
POINDEXTER: How can it be a butt bag when I'm wearing it IN FRONT?
BULLY: Oh, I'm sorry, I guess it's a BELLY BAG then! Ha, ha!!!
POINDEXTER: That's really not very funny.
BULLY: Oh, okay. I'm done. See ya later.
POINDEXTER: It's not a fanny pack, it's a BELT BAG.
BULLY: Did you say a BUTT BAG? What a FAG!!! Ha, ha!
POINDEXTER: How can it be a butt bag when I'm wearing it IN FRONT?
BULLY: Oh, I'm sorry, I guess it's a BELLY BAG then! Ha, ha!!!
POINDEXTER: That's really not very funny.
BULLY: Oh, okay. I'm done. See ya later.
by Poindexter Phillups January 19, 2007