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Money Belt

When you have had sex with a Jew.
Hey Steve, I heard you had sex with Bathsheva. You can proudly say that you have your Money Belt now.
by Paul Guay May 3, 2011
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belt buster

a hard-on or boner that you get when you are aroused
That kid Sunghi has a belt buster when he sees kathy.
by Shaw November 30, 2004
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onion belt

when an old person rambles on and mixes stories together
an exaple of an old man onion belting back in my day people used to where onions on there belts but that was the cool thing to do because it was the 1960s and everyone was listening to that rock n roll music wich was realy big in that time, bob dylan was doing his thing and every one loverd him, thats around the time of the vietnam war with all thoughs asian people, you know that asian people are realy good at ping pong and math......
by the plum sauce February 20, 2011
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Above the belt

#1-To hit a girl in the chesticles aka boobs.
#2-To hit any part of the body above the belt line.
I want a clean fight nothing above the belt.
by Coffinking January 14, 2008
mugGet the Above the beltmug.

belt bag

Guys don't wear "fanny packs"; that sounds to "feminine". Men wear "belt bags" (popular in the 90's).
BULLY: Hey, look! Poindexter's wearing a sissy fanny pack. Ha, ha!!

POINDEXTER: It's not a fanny pack, it's a BELT BAG.

BULLY: Did you say a BUTT BAG? What a FAG!!! Ha, ha!

POINDEXTER: How can it be a butt bag when I'm wearing it IN FRONT?

BULLY: Oh, I'm sorry, I guess it's a BELLY BAG then! Ha, ha!!!

POINDEXTER: That's really not very funny.

BULLY: Oh, okay. I'm done. See ya later.
by Poindexter Phillups January 21, 2007
mugGet the belt bagmug.

Belt head

The head of a dick (the end of a dick/ the hat)

( ' )
/ /
The dick sucker did not do a good job, she only licked his belt head.
by Laniqua March 29, 2005
mugGet the Belt headmug.

Leather Belt

During intercourse the man shits and molds it into a long stringy shape and freezes it. When the shit is frozen the man ties it around their partners waist or can whip their partner with the frozen poop string saying “who’s your daddy now!” Or “you get 20 lashings bitch.”
“Larry told me he made a leather belt on Angela last night.”
by KERMIT DE FRAG FUCKER August 3, 2018
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