Testicle testdrive

When you get absolutely ass raped by some scrub it feels like they are dragging your testicles on the floor at the speed of a boeing 747.

Random person absolutely destroys you in game.
Xbox chat: that scrub just took you on a testicle testdrive

by TheRealCocidius September 9, 2020

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chicken testicles

Calling someone a bitch

1-i love her
2-chicken testicles

by EveryoneWillKneelBeforeMe October 30, 2020

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Monkey testicles

Big monkey balls

Aiden has big monkey testicles!

by F3rdy June 8, 2023

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Testicle Shotgun

A shotgun that's a testicle.

Brad: There is no way your going to buy the Testicle Shotgun
Bard: Too bad I'm going to buy the Testicle Shotgun.

by korbloc_dragonte March 22, 2023

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The highest from of promise a man can make. If a man breaks a testicle oath, another person is allowed to punch him as hard as they can in the testicles. Testicle oaths must be used with caution, but they are a sure-fire way to know if another man is telling the truth.

Patrick : "Hey man did you eat my underwear?"
Josh : "No way of course I didn't."
Patrick : "Testicle Oath?"
Josh : "Testicle Oath."

by Chac Culling March 23, 2023

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