Bloated Taint

When you are extra puffy down there during Aunt Flows visit.

Sometimes its messy, butt Heather just wants Geof to pound her bloated taint.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 4, 2023

Taint salad

The gusset of your underwear. The part that goes up the middle of your crotch.

Man, my chub rub has my taint salad so sweaty.

by Tunnel twins August 19, 2023

tainted berserker

A relative of the dingleberry, the tainted berserker is a fierce fleck of fecal matter that has invaded upon the grundle region (tainted) as a result of a particularly violent, berserker-style bowel movement.

Strauss invoked the power of Odin upon the porcelain throne of Assgard, thus requiring copious amounts of toilet paper to ensure that no tainted berserkers were creeping up on his family jewels.

by Caible October 10, 2013

taint sweeping

Cleaning a woman’s taint with your mustache while giving her oral.

My girl needs a good taint sweeping when we get home.

by Wheresmydad23 January 19, 2023

Taint Goalie

A person who defends their taint.

She wanted to get kinky, but he was playing taint goalie.

by avbaisley September 3, 2009

Taint balls

Anal sex when the guys balls slap up against her taint and his taint.

Rick: Dude, I had such taint balls after giving Susie anal.

by Zipola August 11, 2018

fetal taint

The space between the genitals and the butt hole of a fetus. usually undefined until the fetus is spawned.

Guy: you fag!
Guy2: you fetal taint!
Guy: what?
Guy2: you are week and cant tell if your a boy or girl yet

by Rock the fetus hard October 30, 2011