Modest Swiss kiss

To lick ones noes

She gave Jake a modest Swiss kiss

by Lilmsh January 20, 2022

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.

I have her the Swiss lawn mower

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

Swiss people speak cheese

When someone says something incredibly dumb expecting a laugh but no one laughs and the room goes silent

Cole:” no , Swiss people speak cheese”
Myles, Leo and Dwayne: “…….”

by myleslikesman April 4, 2022

Swiss snowblower

When you shit goes all over the toilet.

It was like a Swiss snowblower had gone into this toilet.

by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016

Swiss rolled

When having sexy time on a sofa bed and the sofa bed rolls back in on itself. Two people are now in a sexy sofa love roll.

We had sex in the spare room last night n got swiss rolled!

by Star Michaels September 9, 2021

Swiss kuanzikah

A holiday celebrated at Christmas time. One morning I woke up and tried to say Christmas but instead I said Swiss kuanzikah

Everyday that passes by is another day more close to Christmas... happy Swiss kuanzikah

by 1/3 of the HT December 24, 2016

Swiss

Bad, not ideal. A reaction towards someone doing something fucked up. "I'm gonna turn his ass to swiss cheese"

"Annie stole Kaylees vape bro"
"Damn that's swiss"

by thezoooo May 7, 2025