Barstool Surprise

A term used to describe a girl who, when sitting at the bar, looks perfectly normal, however, when she gets up out of her barstool to go to the bathroom, you get to see the lower half of her and are surprised that it's quite a bit larger than someone with that small of an upper torso should have.

Damn, that chick has some serious barstool surprise going on down there!

by Korban July 1, 2009

Village Surfing

When a player of minecraft flies into the air with a fishing rod and throws the bobber onto an unsuspecting mob and then retracts the mob. The mob is seen flying up into the air above the player, and then, in most cases, hitting the ground and dying.

Tom:"So i was Village Surfing in Creative mode and flew up into the air with a fishing rod. I threw it down and it landed onto a creeper. Believe it or not, when i reeled in the bobber, the creeper came up with it and then hit the ground and died!"

Joe:"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about or who you are.."

by WhoaDere April 19, 2013

Fuku Surprise

When you are getting a massage from a ladyboy and she sneaks behind you and bends you over.

Massage was interesting, she pulled a Fuku Surprise on me!

by Mookernation August 9, 2018

San Francisco semen surprise

To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.

Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!

by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014

New Year’s Surprise

When a girl blows you while her head is in your lap

Samantha gave me a New Year’s Surprise on the couch last night after everyone else went to sleep.

by CndCooch3 February 9, 2021

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Something I see after I send a definition to UD.

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Oh.

by Thanks! We've sent you an em April 4, 2013

Surface Friends

The state of being non-exclusive

State of being friends for only appearance and other social events i.e. Little 500 Weekend or Weekly lunches

Not to be confused with the antonym :Friends

Duties-
-No phone calls
-Only waving when necessary

-Sitting together ONLY when mutual friends are present
-Minimal text messaging

-Having alternate schedules
-Non-acknowledgment at social events, parties, movie nights, study groups, probates, malls, kiosk, etc.
-Always provide proof and reason for your "Surface-necessity Friendship"

Boy: We're just Surface Friends, but if you're not doing any thing wanna go to the doctor with me?

Girl: No thanks, because we're just "surface friends" and thats over stepping my SF responsibilities

Boy:Trust! you were the last person I asked

Girl: Of-course because we're just Surface Friends

by The Orignal "Surface Friend" April 26, 2010