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Mega-stroke

A stroke so intense it stops the stroke completely only for a literal god to come down from the heavens to pimp slap you so hard you have another stroke and evaporate
I sure hope these aids dont give me a mega-stroke
by Yes,masta September 29, 2019
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Best striker itw

The best striker in the world is commonly referred to as Harry Edward Kane MBE. Kane received this title in the 2014/15 season as he lit up the premier league at a young age. He has continued giving defenders nightmares ever since, especially Arsenal and Leicester City defenders.
Aubameyang fan: “hey who’s the best striker itw?”
Intellectual: “Not Aubameyang, it’s definitely Harry Kane.”
Aubameyang fan: “aight safe I’ll rep Kane from now on.”
by celsoball May 27, 2020
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Midget Stroke

The act of taking hallucinogenic mushrooms in a hot tub without the jets activated while standing up getting throatfucked underwater by another human being who is upside down.
Oh no! I found out my girlfriend was with midget stroke last weekend.
by 69hottubgod69 June 25, 2020
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porn stroke

Masturbation of the penis holding it in such a way so that the camera has a clear view of the whole length. Usually thumb on top and two fingers underneath the shaft.
He was good enough to porn stroke his dick so that the camera had a clear view of his cock.
by level28 September 12, 2020
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Grace Stroke

The most wonderful, beautiful, smartest girl in the world. The bestest girl in the world.
Grace Stroke is my world I'd do anything for her.
by GrassCute November 19, 2020
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Over Stroked

When a man pulls out too far during intercourse and misses the target on re-entry.
Herbert over stroked and almost broke his dick in half when he was pounding Gladys.
by Ramtar April 15, 2021
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Caribbean Stroke

When you enter the shower with the same sex and curl you toes, clench you’re anal cavity as well as biting your lip as hard as you can while holding as much eye contact as possible.
Oh boy I cant wait to do the Caribbean stroke with my best friend!”
by Sir Thickdick III March 13, 2022
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