stoner boner

when you hit some weed thats so damn good, you pop a boner

last night i smoked some weed that was so damn bomb, i poped a stoner boner straight through my pants!

by killachronic August 28, 2005

stoner appreciation

When one stoner appreciates another stoners story or skill

Jack H.: I just smoked four bowls out my water pipe with some God's Gift
Mary Jane: damn i wish i could do that
Jack H.: Thanks for the stoner appreciation

by Sketchturner420 May 28, 2010

stoner burrito

a burrito commonly from del taco that consists on beans, cheese, fries, and special sauce. popular around college campuses at late hours where students are either drunk or high.

duuude, i just smoked a fatty. so down to get a stoner burrito

by ShankShow December 23, 2009

stoner pizza

Small pizzas in which several can be eaten in one sitting

i just ate a box of stoner pizza

by pigbearman October 24, 2007

stoner achiever

A person whom on a daily basis smokes marijuana and reaches the utmost success in every aspect of life. i.e school, work, family, and friends.

A:Bro you don't get shit done and just smoke all day.
B:I got more money than you, better grades than you, and smoke all day.
A:really?
B:Yes, I am a stoner achiever.

by IPAD The Terrible May 1, 2011

stoner cologne

Air freshener, or any other strong smelling cleaner that takes away the smell of weed.

Bro, you smell like mad bud. Don't worry, I got a bottle of stoner cologne in my car.

by super fader December 21, 2006

stoner sport

the stoner sports are hacky sack and frisby, and if you play eather one guitar and bass, and drums sort of.

me: dude, i have an idea
dan: what
me: lets roast a bowl and play hacky sack, then smoke soem more and play frisby
dan: you are the smartest person i know

by angel face May 10, 2005