1. A completely black-clad individual who infiltrates high school dances and grinds on as many people as possible, no matter if male or female. Whether he is a hero or a villain no one knows.
"Something just pushed against my leg, but I didn't see anything. I think it was the StealthGrinder."
Come on, everyone knows there's no such thing as a StealthGri----AAAH! okay he's real.
Come on, everyone knows there's no such thing as a StealthGri----AAAH! okay he's real.
by CharliElise February 24, 2011
Get the StealthGrinder mug.Any form of headgear purposely used to hide your untamed hair. Either because you are too lazy/tired/in a rush to comb it.
Tim:"Dude, hurry we are going to be late!"
Alex:"Fine, I'll just put on my Stealthcap. No one will know."
Alex:"Fine, I'll just put on my Stealthcap. No one will know."
by yuna359 April 16, 2011
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When somebody snorts cocaine through the napkins at a restaurant or any other public area to avoid judgement from fellow human beings.
Angelo:*sniff* *sniff*
Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?
Angelo:YEA MAN!
Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.
Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)
Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?
Angelo:YEA MAN!
Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.
Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)
by DangoBang November 24, 2011
Get the stealth snort mug.A pre-agreed upon tactic used when a hot girl passes by or is nearby. The stealth wingman pretends to be blind after his friend mentions the girl's hotness, and asks said friend to describe the girl for him. This is done in hopes of arousing the girl's attention and ultimately picking her up.
Adolf: Whoa did you see that girl!?
Andrew: I'm afraid I didn't, I'm visually impaired! Can you describe her for me?
Adolf: Well, she has beautiful eyes and long brown hair. She is the prettiest sight you've ever seen.
*girl hears it and walks over*
--- Later ---
Adolf: Hey Andrew, thanks for that stealth wingman you pulled the other day!
Andrew: No problem my man! *resumes reading braille copy of The Hobbit*
Andrew: I'm afraid I didn't, I'm visually impaired! Can you describe her for me?
Adolf: Well, she has beautiful eyes and long brown hair. She is the prettiest sight you've ever seen.
*girl hears it and walks over*
--- Later ---
Adolf: Hey Andrew, thanks for that stealth wingman you pulled the other day!
Andrew: No problem my man! *resumes reading braille copy of The Hobbit*
by Aerlamnias August 12, 2011
Get the stealth wingman mug.Noun, property of a motor vehicle, which, while it doesn't slam you back into your seat with acceleration, nevertheless reaches surprisingly high speeds with little or no sensation of speed.
My sister's Camry has Stealth Balls, I was driving down the street, glanced at the speedometer and was doing 80 in a 25 zone.
by BB5710 December 4, 2012
Get the Stealth Balls mug.adj. - An individual who enjoys the finer meats that life has to offer, whether they be the righteous ribeye; the pleasing porterhouse, or the neat New York. A sublime sailor surveying a sea of steak, if you will.
Oftentimes a Steakstronaut will enjoy a fine cigar to go along with the aforementioned steaks
Oftentimes a Steakstronaut will enjoy a fine cigar to go along with the aforementioned steaks
Ron Swanson, the head of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department, is a world renown Steakstronaut
by FrankJazzbo December 20, 2012
Get the Steakstronaut mug.The result of receiving a "poke" on facebook from an individual not on your friend's list for reasons unknown.
I'm trying to figure out how and why this dude keep poking me on here, he bout to be reported.. He aint even on my friendlist.. he infiltrating the system.. must be a stealthy poker....
by haolegirl317 April 8, 2013
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