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Douche Stealth Bomber

A person who unexpectedly becomes a douche.
A person who suprises you so much by their douchyness that it seems like a sneak attack.
My ex is a total douche stealth bomber - what an asshat for him to be cheating on me for 2 years!
by jenskank March 22, 2009
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flying stealth

setting your status on gchat as 'invisible', thereby surprising people when chatting them
I didn't realize you were on the chatter until you sent me that message, why are you flying stealth?'; 'I'm flying stealth to avoid that my co-worker I hooked up with by accident.
by Longman782 August 28, 2010
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the_stealth

I'm sorry, who?
the_stealth is everywhere....all at once.
by Reverend Doc September 10, 2010
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Geddes Stealth

When a male ejaculates into his partners mouth after receiving oral pleasure and goes in for a cheeky kiss but unbeknownst to him his partner returns the ejaculate into his mouth, therefor performing the Geddes Stealth.
James : " Last night i went in for an after sex kiss on Grace, but she did a Geddes Stealth on me! Dirty Wench!"

Harry : "Nasty!"

James : "Okay cheers."
by busy b boi May 12, 2017
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master of stealth

A person that is best at not opening up and keeping their problems hidden. They like to help others from personal experience but no one will ever know what they have experienced. That's what makes them true masters of stealth
Joe "He never complains about himself "
Jack"YE he's a true master of stealth"
by Raya1243 May 20, 2018
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Compton Stealth Shelf

As your sexual partner goes to the bathroom to "freshen up", you scout their room and find an object to place up your rectum before participating in intercourse. After the act, as they go to the bathroom to clean up, you remove it and place it back without them noticing.
“Hey I had a great time last night! But did you happen to Compton Stealth Shelf my jumbo sharpie?”
by Olichas Mallett July 19, 2019
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Dodge stealth

one of the sickest cars ever created and sold in America
closely related to the 3000
Jealous Kids say: J rolled up in his dodge stealth
Other Jealousy Kids say: O shit son
by hypnoticphonics February 13, 2008
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