A sex position in which a man poses as a University of Alabama football player in order to get laid, then farts in the girl's face when she takes off her clothes.
"Damn, dude, I heard Eric gave a girl the Birmingham Stank last night."
"Oh shit!"
"Literally."
"It was a wet one?!?!"
"Oh shit!"
"Literally."
"It was a wet one?!?!"
by StanfordBamaMan July 4, 2012

an awful smell combination of skunk, weed, and ass that makes everyone sick, usually found in old classrooms, gym lockers, anywhere swimmers were or have been, bubblegum shrimp co., hawaiian public bathrooms, cars of football players, and ohio
Student: dude wtf is that smell...
Swimmer: thats definetely hooten stank
Student: i think im gonna be sick
Guy: did u catch a wif of that fresh hooten stank
Friend: yeah it smells fuckin awful
Swimmer: thats definetely hooten stank
Student: i think im gonna be sick
Guy: did u catch a wif of that fresh hooten stank
Friend: yeah it smells fuckin awful
by Saint Patrick's Battalion February 27, 2011

by bluescythe3 April 24, 2009

by King Chav Zarate July 13, 2011

by chrisrich February 10, 2010

A girl so unbelievably repulsive that she gets knocked back from ugly competitions for being 'too professional'. Also know to male clubbers as a "fifteen-pinter"
You should have seen the stank monster I banged last night!! She was so bad i had to use a packet of viagra and my grandad's pump to get it up
by steven mccrory November 11, 2003

1) The fishy disgusting smell caused when a dogs anal glands get clogged. This phrase was coined by my bulldog Pickles who unfortunately has a near constant case of The Pickles Stank
2) Hands down the worst smell in the world
2) Hands down the worst smell in the world
by SiegOOO May 8, 2009
