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Chat Stalker

(eng.)One who lurks in chatrooms stalking about with cheap excuses for wit and/or charm to attempt to allure, entice, or even come close to the idea of enducing a chat romance of some sort,sexual activity which is clearly not wanted, no warranted, and quite frowned upon
"Y!Stalkers are so easy to spot, ask the girls in here.."
Chat Stalker by FAH_Q April 6, 2005
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Sunbird Stalker 

The infamous ‘Predatory Stalker’ that explicitly targeted the Durham Region during the 1960’s. Although these attacks were generally isolated in the Durham Region, there have been reports of similar incidents across Ontario, spanning as far west as Windsor and as far east as Kingston. The Sunbird Stalker was eventually caught in the Limestone City where he was sent to the Kingston Penitentiary.

The Sunbird Stalker’s true alias is unknown to the public, as authorities silenced this particular case almost immediately after his capture. To this date stories of his existence are told as ghost stories and around campfires by youth in the region.
*One foggy Halloween night, two boys are Trick-or-Treating on old Sunbird Street *

Youcef: Dude lets not go to this one… this is the house where the Sunbird Stalker lived!
Cory: Relax man… there hasn’t been a murder here in years.
Youcef: Do you know who lives in this place now?
Cory: Rumour has it the Singh's do.

wiki stalker 

someone who is so utterly bored that they search anything that comes into their mind and/or comes up in conversation, that they search it on wikipedia!
1: what are you doing?
2: well i heard the clock ticking, so i searched about it.
1: you're such a wiki stalker
wiki stalker by titit5 December 7, 2009

Cyber stalker 

A cyber stalker is a sick and lonely coward individual who abuses the anonymity of the internet as his only possibility to molest another person. This kind of breed uses all kinds of internet services like talk forums or blogs for chasing his victims. The victims are mostly only accidental and get attacked for no given reason.
Commonly used accusations by cyber stalkers: 'XYZ is a nazi.' Or: 'she/he' (the victim) is known for having done this or that' (mostly sexual accusations or perversions). Or just: 'XYZ is a jerk because ...'
Cyber stalker by Carlos Cumpleanos December 16, 2008

bean-stalker

n. A woman who is a chronic masturbater. Her bean or clit is getting used so much it needs to issue a restraining order on her fingers for always being in the area.

v. "If I get anymore turned on I'm going to have to go bean-stalking!" said Sue.
Sally said last night that if she doesn't get laid soon, she's going to turn into a bean-stalker.
bean-stalker by Blade57 October 22, 2008

Korn Stalker

Mid-West Boogeyman. A specter: A Creeper
If you kids don't clean your room, the Korn Stalker will come for you!
Korn Stalker by Miskclan October 14, 2011

Stall Stalker 

1) Defined as an asshole who thinks it would be funny to take a massive shit in a public stall and then not flush. The aforementioned "asshole" waits at the sink to see the reaction of the next person who walks into the stall.
"Hey Mick, do you see that dude at the sink?"

"Yeah, what about him?"

"He's a total stall stalker, look at him, he keeps looking to see who goes in next"

"Wow. What an asshole".