Prairie dog straight jacket

When you know your chick has to poop so you wrap her up so tight with the sheets that she can't move her arms and then butt fuck her while she's pooping

I saw my girl crowning and I was feeling horny so I grabbed her and gave her the old prairie dog straight jacket.

by 420twerm December 27, 2021

straight girl crush

When a lesbian gets a crush on a straight girl. The term is usually associated with frustration and unsatisfied longing.

I know Kathy isn't a lesbian like me, but I can't stop fantasizing about her. I've got a bad straight girl crush.

by John Hoff April 19, 2008

Straight Lampin'

The act of hanging out or keeping it real in a sitution that provides no other equal or better oppurtunity

Jane: Hey what are you planning on doing tonight?
Joe: I don't know, there's really not much going on. I'll probably just be straight lampin' all night.
Jane: Sick

by Johnny Mexico July 31, 2006

straight up

to be honest, to not lie, to not hide things behind other's backs. An abbreviation of the term straight up is SU.

Dude just be straight up.

Dude, Jane gave head to greg behind my back, thats not straight up.

by Collotta January 15, 2007

Get your head on straight

The same as get your shit together. Basically means calm down, don't panic, or focus. Usually said if you are normally good at something, but aren't able to do it well because your mind is preoccupied with something else, or you're just tired.

Kevin: Get your head on straight Amit, my grandmother could have gotten that rebound.

Amit: Sorry man, I'm still tired from that party last night.

by TorturedSoul August 29, 2009

straight for Jesus

A very Christian man that has chosen to ignore his natural instincts and try to make a life with a female because of his belief that homosexuality is wrong.

Scott is straight for Jesus. He clearly is gay and checks me out all the time.

by Christopher J. Smith September 1, 2007

Thinking straight

Opposite of thinking gay.

Joe and Bob are watching porn.
Bob: Wow, I'd totally do that chick. And those red heels of hers, wow, she just looks...
Joe:...so last season.
Therefor, Joe is NOT thinking straight.

by Frankie made us do it June 22, 2008