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Squidism

The religion when the holy go the squid came to life and brought the universe with him. He farted out the earth and we all came along with him. the sun is actually the home of the squid. The squid is inter galactic and one day will come back to earth bringing Harry Potter with him. He will shrink and come to live in the sea, eating any unsuspecting sharks. ALL HAIL THE GREAT SQUID!!!
Welcome to the best religion in the world, squidism!!!
by Lynkislynk May 7, 2018
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Squid Sheath

When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.
The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
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squid.ink.cosplay

an amazing tiktoker who does cosplays and danganronpa tiktoks.
by dajbdakjsbd March 31, 2021
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the squidgaming

The squidgaming is probably the most cutest squids out there, He plays with a very nice girl called Kodi and has a youtube channel called TheSquidGaming. He plays on a server called Skycade on minecraft and steams it on twitch.

He is also a twat.
The squidgaming is a massive twat.
by UwU-Fizzy-UwU December 29, 2019
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settle your squid

A term meaning calm the heck down. Comes from the strange yet awesome actions of a one in a million teacher.

On line, term is known as SyS

the squid is the attack of un-humanly restraint that the receiver of the comment is currently acting upon.
by shadowgirl..... and friend August 15, 2010
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squidgit

Pronunciation: Ss-kweh-D-git (n,v)
Literally: To squeeze and simultaneously fidget involuntarily. Usually used in conjunction with sexual maneurisms, ie contracting vaginal muscles while involuntarily gyrating.
Did she squidgit?
Is she a squidgit?
by GaliemVaelant November 12, 2005
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squid

A squid is someone who doesn't get invited to a party. A squid instead stays home and plays video games and has the time of his life.
"Yo Andrew didn't come tonight"
"Wow what a squid"
by nure99 September 21, 2014
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