Shuttle Puncher

1. (Noun) a traditional Irish alcoholic beverage which consists of a pint of Guinness stout and a shot of vodka.

2. (Noun) a term used to describe an Irish person who can drink shuttle punchers like there’s no tomorrow

1. I got hammered off shuttle punchers last night and pissed on the floor of Supermacs

2. Seán is a serious shuttle puncher, I’ve seen him down 4 in a row like it was water and try to sleep with his mam 20 minutes later.

by Binocularboy May 23, 2024

sputter

when you poop and ejactulate at the same time, sputtering pants.

"What happened to him?"
"Oh he just sputtered, happens to everyone"

by rolling55 February 11, 2026

skuttled

The walk performed when you discover there is no toilet paper and you have to inch along with your pants around your ankles to retrieve some

I prayed a quick prayer that no one barged in and like a mermaid on land, skuttled as quickly as I could without toppling over.

by Sammy Clementine July 30, 2025

Urban Scuttlebot World Champion

jontz is the 'Urban Scuttlebot World Champion' from the years 1900-2050+.

There is no doubt about it.

Someone: 'Who is the Urban Scuttlebot World Champion?'
Someone else: jontz is, duh.

by Ronald McDonald June 10, 2004

douche shuttle

1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.

Scott, you're a douche shuttle.

by tiffa wiffa January 14, 2009

gringo sputter

a white man's sperm

Tom shot his gringo sputter all over Tisha's face after beating the grip out of her vagoo.

by leftnutofjesus January 22, 2009

Freedom Shuttle

any flotation device (barrels, wood, inner tubes, dolphins, etc.) used by Cubans to aid in the crossing of the Straits of Florida

Elian Gonzalez clings to freedom shuttle

by SLOACXR3 August 22, 2012