matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

Aloe socks

When you put a shit ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.

Hey Mike, the wife's out of town, are you wearing aloe socks tonight?

by Streakin Deacon December 8, 2016

Funny socks

Putting your socks on half way and dancing.

do the funny socks Ashleigh!

by Spermhands October 6, 2018

White socks

Best when they are dirty and smelly. Footfetish people will love the sight of dirty white socks

I saw my classmates dirty white socks and Got a big boner

by Dirty white socks November 10, 2019

Nike socks

A sock that you use to cum in

Max:my Nike socks was Gooey
DJ:did you cum in your sock again

by Jsfkhkxmckbke April 9, 2021

Fluffy socks

The best piece of clothing. Makes you feel loved. Feels like a hug of awesomeness.

What would life be without fluffy socks?

by LucySutton November 23, 2021

Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Going back to your life of shady business practices after you've served jail time for the said shady practices

Pauly P will probably be slinging stocks and cutting deals even if he will never serve time.

by Sexydimma July 16, 2022