Money splitting

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

or

Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

or

Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
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A sex act, only performed between cousins or close relatives
Oo ah my lover, fancy a Cornish Split?
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Nandor the Relentless's half-up-half-down hairstyle
Nandor: How does Guillermo do my hair on formal occasions?

Guillermo: Half up, half down.

N: Also known as...?

G: Half down, half up?

N: Ah, so close. I was looking for "Saratoga split."
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split-typing

text that could make no sense due to the OP multi-tasking, or stopping during typing, and coming back to finish. Split-typing may contain errors such as wrong tenses, missing words, or duplicate words.
OP: Who are is this?
someone else: You were split-typing, weren't you?
OP: Yeah, I had to order pizza
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Split merk is when a woman has a vagina that you can park a car in and still have room for other activities
She was a proper split merk
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urinal-splits

The wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.
In an effort to stay dry, I did urinal-splits and pulled my groin.
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