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Skifton as a teacher sucks ass
by Inforestly June 20, 2018
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Shift Bitch

The employee who is usually asked/ told by management to fill in for coworkers who call in sick or are otherwise unavailable to work their originally assigned shift.
Employee 1: Damn man, I’m pulling double shifts twice this week because everybody else punked out.

Employee 2: Haha, looks like you’re the official shift bitch at this place!
by ElFume May 30, 2019
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shiftwithsara

person1: most the stuff from my script is from shiftwithsara

person2: same, shes so cool
by Stankwhore333 May 31, 2021
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elevator shift

The involuntary or voluntary movement from one area inside an elevator to another due to the increase in available space created by the exiting of another individual. This occurs more often when the exiting individual is a complete stranger, as the shift aids in alleviating the stress induced by the awkward elevator ride.
Example Situation:

You enter an elevator containing one other person situated toward the right wall. You make your way to the back left corner, not wanting to stand too close. On the way up to your floor, the other person exits the elevator, and you move towards the center. You then come to the realization that you have performed an elevator shift.
by Harusakama February 22, 2011
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Shitty Shifter

The act of a lesbian going anal with any type of shift lever.
You should have been with us last night, Abby performed a shitty shifter in my pickup and now it smells like sweaty ass and anal orgasms!
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Chronic Shift Disease

See How I'm Typing? This Disease Is Classified As Capitalizing Every Word Even Though It Isn't Grammatically Correct. Try Explaining That To The Nation's Youth.

gosh, that was tiring.
I Have A Terrible Case Of Chronic Shift Disease.

i finally overcame my chronic shift disease!
by peachy101101 May 9, 2011
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Secret Sifter Society

A group of people skilled in the art of sifting through the degenerate depths of the WWW, finding the GOLD smeared gems of utter genius and dubious idiocy to share with a select few.
Did you see that post on Secret Sifter Society, hard out sift bro. Yeah bro may even win Sifter of the year. You Reckon...... Yeah bro HARD OUT SSS
by Professor Spentser August 1, 2012
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