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Sperm Catcher

Tina doesn't miss a drop she's a sperm catcher.
by xflocking November 4, 2011
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Spermy Butthole

A mixed drink. One part guava pineapple juice (or something similar), one part Mountain Dew, one part Red Bull, and two parts vodka. Named so because you're likely to have one after you drink something this gay.
Eric is 6'4'', 330 lbs, a construction worker, and drinking a spermy butthole. I dare you to call him queer.
by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 15, 2011
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walking talking sperm bank

slut, especially one that performs a lot of oral sex
"That bitch has sucked so much cock she's a walking talking sperm bank
by Al Jezera April 7, 2003
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sperm bank

A fun place to go to when you're broke and/or need to get off. They let you borrow their free porn so that you can rub one out into a cup, AND you get paid! Make sure you don't get a magazine that has "water damage"
You get $50 per visit, but the thing is you have to go at least once a week and go through a pretty thorough screening process. And after 20 or so successful ejaculates, you get $60 per visit.

Getting paid to jerk off. What a deal! Sign me up.
by masterbaiter December 13, 2004
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Regurgitated Flower Sperm

honey.

(the tasty stuff you put on toast, bisquits, sopaipillas, and sometimes in tea)
((because pollen is flower jizz and beez spit it back up into the honeycomb to make the honey))
(((technically it's also snowballed by mouth to mouth transfer normally done between a field bee and one of the hive bees)))
Mom, could you please pass the regurgitated flower sperm?
by Matt Huff October 11, 2010
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Spergbeast

Spergbeast- Noun A person, usually male, who claims to have Asperger's syndrome or related High Functioning Autistic disorder and uses this diagnosis as a get-out-of-responsibility-free card for all manner of obnoxious behavior. Such people rarely have an official diagnosis and usually reached this conclusion after reading the Wikipedia entry.
Christian Westin Chandler is a huge Spergbeast.
by BIllyoh! January 17, 2010
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Sperm Castle

Sperm Castles are constructed by bored/jobless whores who suck off multiple guys a day and spit their loads into the individual compartments of an ice tray. They then freeze the sperm and create Sperm Cubes. Sperm Cubes are then used by the whore to construct miniature castles which are either gifted to friends or sold. Prices vary on design intricacy and also based on how many different types of ethnicity are represented in the castle's semen makeup. The greater the variety in semen, the more expensive the castle goes for on the market.

The Sperm Castle Foundation is in the process of of constructing a life-size sperm castle hotel, where guests can pay a premium rate per night. The hotel is said to have (9) sperm cube bars, (144) sperm cube igloos, and multiple sperm luge rides. It is the foundation's hope to break the records set by the original Ice Hotel in Jukkasjärvi, Sweden.
"Where is that whore?"
"She's at home making sperm castles."

"Why didn't Dillon come out tonight?"
"He's helping Cassie build a sperm castle."

"Hey, where are you going with my load?"
*Spit* "I am collecting it for my sperm castle."
by Sperm Castle Inc. January 31, 2010
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