spank the plank

The act of playing a musical instrument called the guitar.

hey dudes, I will catch u later I am going to go spank the plank.

by Stevie Mtz January 6, 2009

monkey spank

A total jack-off idiot

jeff's doin the monkey spank in the bathroom

by cupcarz June 25, 2005

skunk spanking

When you're up top doing work and your nut sack is slapping her butthole

Bro my nuts are killing me from skunk spanking that chick last night!

by ThunderCat3000 April 20, 2016

grandpa spanking

A form of discipline in which'Grandpa' spanks your bare bottom with an open hand, middle finger extended perpendicular to the palm and inserted into your butt hole with every swat.

Vernon, you quit teasing the dogs or you're gonna get some grandpa spankings.

by Goatzilla October 30, 2017

Flamer Spank

When a gay guy smacks your ass because he finds you attractive. Usually followed by a wink or some sort of unwanted eye contact.

I was just going to get myself a drink, but along the way, I got a flamer spank from some faggot I met at work.

by CLander February 14, 2009

weiner spank

when a male hits something with his wiener, mostly inflicting pain on himself more than the object

Mikey just weiner spanked that chair and now he's rolling on the floor in pain. Stupid.

by shae raye D May 31, 2009

spank the monkey

in houston many will say that it means anal sex, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys masturbate not women but I hear in some places it doesn't matter if your male or female

I wanna spank her monkey
I wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey

by houstongirl September 19, 2009