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Jack soloing

doing something on your own, or on your "Jack". Often used when describing something epic which a person may be doing.
bob: Dude, there is a naked guy running about the house!
Ciaran: Jeepers! he has some balls, it looks like he is jack soloing it!
by $3bby $un August 7, 2010
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Long shlong

A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)
John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"
by Daddy chill before I slap you January 25, 2021
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Slender Shlong

Since slendermen has long limbs this extends to his dick - slender shlong
Kennedy - hey do you think slendermen has a big dick
Susie - yeah haven’t you seen the slender shlong
by PissKink369 August 24, 2021
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daddy shlongdon

he is the big daddy and Ella just cant wait to feed his hungry eyes.
daddy Warbucks has a large and useful shlong
he will help you to feel less alone in the big apple
he likes orphaned children

idk why we call him daddy Shlongdon
10/10 would do again.
oh yah, Dans' coming, Megan can make it, tom's gonna be late, but daddy Shlongdon called, he's caught up at the orphanage.
by shlongfanboy October 8, 2021
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dildo shlong

A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.
“Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated
by Cum cake December 20, 2022
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12 inch Slong

A penis so big it can only be used by a select few, the penis can't become errect as it will cave in with the mass. Anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.

Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong

Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
by HollisterPseudonym May 20, 2017
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yo ma's shlong

small penis: yo nigga
big penis: mine as big as yo ma's shlong
small penis: damn
by nigger seller June 9, 2018
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