soft genocide

Any and all efforts, plans, practices, short of actual genocide, that attempt to erase a demographic group that you hate from existence.

"There ARE no homosexuals here" is pure soft genocide.

by MadmanMichael August 25, 2019

soft shit

A person that claims to be tough or hard, but is actually a little bitch.

Ivan thought he could push me around, but he's actually soft shit.

by Nate of Fate February 25, 2009

soft machine

and underhanded trading business;organized crime function

there's a soft machine running the south port, taking 3 percent of all cargo.

by nic jenkins September 26, 2003

soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.

1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018

soft dyke

A 'soft dyke' is a lesbian that is inbetween being butch and femme, so a typical soft dyke would kind of look masculine with their style but retain feminine appearance (e.g longer hair, chapstick, clear nail polish, feminine shoes, etc.).

"oh wow, check out that soft dyke"

by fafsafs May 30, 2014

soft salad

An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.

I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.

by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018

Soft Molly

Jerking off and almost climaxing before instantly turning soft, due to your sister's loud singing in the hallway.

"My sister totally turned me flaccid during my fap-time, this time it was a Disney song. That's my third soft molly this week!"

by squidge winkle August 6, 2011