jizz slurpee

A cool, refreshing treat made from the semen of dozens of strapping young lads.

Luvnuts: I sure does love me a jizz slurpee

by Luvnuts March 4, 2003

Racial Slurpee

A racial slur that when said comes off as Campy, Witty, or Adorable to the extent that it is no longer considered racist.

Shirley Temple: "There sure are a lot of Niggers around here!"

Tyrone (The Black Man): "DAMN! That little racist is cute as Fuck!"

Jeff (Innocent Bystander): And that my friend is a Racial Slurpee.

by Brock Doody January 21, 2011

boston slurpee

it's when you get the ball sweat of someone else all over you hand and then you stick your hand in their mouth

little becca grabbed my balls
and they were very sweaty
stuck her fingers in my mouth
and called it a boston slurpee

by thadiculous March 16, 2010

slovakian slurpee

its pretty simple u blow yer load in a chics coochie and u have some 1 suck it up(like a slurpee) and then spit it back out in a dixie cup. its cold in slovakia so for best results go out side so ure cum will become icy!!!!

wen i went to slovakia i gave that one chick a slovakian slurpee

by D.G.A.F September 7, 2007

Cum Slurpee

When a girl blows a guy and with his load in her mouth then goes to hook up with the guy and transfer his own cum into his mouth

That stupid Bitch gave me a Fucking Cum Slurpee Last Night

I gave that faggot a Cum Slurpee on the weekend

by littlegogetter August 27, 2009

Herpe Slurpee

Someone who gives out lots of unprotected blowjobs.

Person One: "Did you hear that Caitlyn gave a blowjob to five guys last night?"

Person Two: Damn, what a herpe slurpee!"

by SevenSeaSailor August 30, 2009

Adult Slurpee

A tasty alcoholic mixed drink enjoyed by many thanks to your local 7-11 and Lisa. Reason for founding ASC (Adult Slurpee Crew-a PKD Native).

Rush into your local 7-11 and enjoy the new Dragon Fruit slurpee with a touch (a few shots) of vodka, mix with cool colored straw-and enjoy your first of many ADULT SLURPEES.

by Lisa B from the PkD December 9, 2008