Simona

Simona is an overwhelming girl, she is sweet, incredibly smart, strong, badass, empathetic and damn beautiful.
She is a great listener and will always support you in the best way and through her gaze you will literally see the cosmos.
Simona is not just a person but the concept of art that a person can represent, because Simona is art.
She's also so fucking sexy that you will go crazy!

I met my gaze with Simona's, I feel so inspired!

Guy 1: Wow...
Guy 2: You have seen Simona, right?
Guy 1: Yup...
Guy 2: Yes, she's breathtaking...

by Singing Ocean November 22, 2021

Simoni

Simoni. Pretty cool chic. Easy going, doesn’t really care much about anything unless it’s important to her. Rejects every guy yet complains she’s single. She’d rather have a small close friend group than a big one. She’s depressed. She’s hilarious. She’s really creative. She either loves you or hates you. She would rather raise a dog than a kid.

Man that Simoni sure is something.
Simoni.

by ode to the poets November 24, 2021

Simone N booty licker

If you wife her up she may lick your arsehole. She loves cock and eats milk her dog nala squirted on her leg and she farted.

Simone N booty licker makes me happy!

by Simone N booty licker December 2, 2021

Simon Sinek

A corporate cultural phenomenon who is fascinating in that he has become insanely popular while saying almost nothing of substance. If there is any theme to be found in Sinek's videos, it is pandering to wealthy Boomer management and talking down to millennials and average workers. He is fond of teaching people the value of "hard work" at a corporation and thinking of your boss as your parent, guidance counselor and role model while ignoring major economic factors that have shifted over the past 70 years that make most jobs fruitless. Ironically if he wanted to give real advice, it would be encouraging people to start their own businesses, be self-sufficient and get out of debt, but no corporation in their right mind would hire him to say that.

If you have a LinkedIn network >100 people, it is almost impossible to scroll your feed without seeing one of his inane videos reposted by a tryhard middle manager for imaginary clout.

Simon Sinek: "Did you know that management is harder than just being an employee? People like Ray Dalio have it hardest of all!"
Average Worker: "My boss's generation could pay for college with a summer job and could buy a house in their 20's. I will rent for life, can barely afford to keep up on my bills and management is outsourcing my job to modern-day slaves."
Simon Sinek: "Leaders eat last! Millennials are entitled! Inspire action! Start with why!"

by Corporate Hell December 5, 2021

SimonDMC

1. Slang for a amphibian
2. A mean, aggravating, or otherwise just disliked person.
3. Short for "lazy fuck" SimonDMC is preferred nowadays as most people don't like being called a lazy fuck.
4. Something or someone who uploads yearly.

1. Stranger: Have you heard of SimonDMC?

You: Do we know eachother?

2.Stranger: Hes such a SimonDMC, I hate him!

You: lmao same

3.Stranger: Have you seen such a SimonDMC?

You: Hes just dickballing around all day!

4.Stranger: Ayo bro fr on god no cap simondmc uploaded

You: fr no cap hell naw on god on god?

by SimonEnthusiast January 30, 2022

Simon Fryman

To say you want to Be fried and your name is simon

I want to Simon fryman while my name is simon

by Fjfknbdjk March 23, 2022

Simmons girlie

A derogatory term in reference to a specific collection of traits a person may have which is common in Simmons university.
A Simmons girlie refers to a Lesbian, Liberal, Nursing major who dresses in a Boho style.

bro1: Hey what do you think of that girl?
bro2: Hell no, she is a Simmons girlie, one microaggression is all it takes to set her off.

by Just a rather concerned citize March 28, 2022