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Kemper-shuffle

The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.
Kemper-shuffle. The movement and motion preformed when a drug addict becomes overly excited or stimulated by fuckery.

Look at mike. He's so high and tweaking, he's doing the kemper shuffle. " An imbred man in clark county that has overindulge on drugs."
by Joe Lauren April 30, 2021
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Swedish shuffle

When someone doesn't want to be part of the conversation any longera but haven't got a good way to get away, they simply slide out of the conversation. A Swedish shuffle.
Wait, wasn't Mark with us just now?
I guess he did a Swedish shuffle.
by Braxenator January 27, 2019
mugGet the Swedish shufflemug.

Seattle Shuffle

When you want out of a relationship and you have your homie tell a girl that you’re gay to get them off your back.
“Ryan you still going out with that girl?”

“Nah, me and Conor pulled a Seattle Shuffle on that bitch.”
by Your boi soggy shirt October 14, 2019
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Seiko Shuffle

The act of shaking or in some other fashion oscillating your Seiko (or other automatic wristwatch that is not capable of being manually wound) automatic wristwatch for the purpose powering it up enough to begin ticking so that it may be set and worn. Perhaps more than any other movement, the Seiko shuffle has been made necessary by the ubiquitous 7s26 movement which has since been upgraded (and renamed) to include hacking and hand-winding.
My Seiko Orange Monster has stopped, so I'll need to do the Seiko shuffle the next time i want to wear it.
by Don Victor August 29, 2022
mugGet the Seiko Shufflemug.

Shuffling Carpet

Eating your girl out without using your tongue
Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah
by Bpier February 14, 2017
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Subway Shuffle

When riding the subway or metro and a person loses their footing because of the jerky movements of the train when it comes to a stop. This usually happens when people have their hands full with bags or are too busy using their phones to hold the handrails. This sometimes results in the person scrambling to not fall over but more often ends with them crashing in to other commuters and causing a commotion.
Dude, put down your phone before you end up doing the subway shuffle.
by Chewster February 3, 2015
mugGet the Subway Shufflemug.

organ shuffle

1. rough and passionate intercourse
2. violent and incontrollable dancing, typically hitting yourself in a way that would simulate the "shuffling" of organs
I can tell that girl got organ shuffled last night, she's walking like she had a baseball bat up her ass
by jitnem shaquavion March 20, 2023
mugGet the organ shufflemug.

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