When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.
"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"
"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"
"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"
by Dirty Uncle Red December 20, 2008
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"After three straight hours of doggie style, she was shitting diamonds all over my 800-thread count sheets."
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Get the shittinass mug.def. The act of defecating upon another's facial region, visage, or depiction.
A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.
alternative forms: face-shat
A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.
alternative forms: face-shat
His face looked so clean and unblemished, I felt the need to shit upon it.
God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!
If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!
God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!
If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!
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