top shelfing it

Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks.

You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.

by Col. Peter Spanker April 1, 2008

spelling test

1. God's way of removing stupid people.

2. The reason your mom should have gotten an abortion.

I just failed that spelling test! God hates me!

by Synergy Guru May 16, 2009

Shelfing

A common photography pose in which a person places their hand beneath their chin, forming a sort of shelf for their head to rest on, in order to better frame their face. When such a pose is used for a selfie, the resulting image is called a "shelfie"

"Excellent use of shelfing, Sasha! What an exquisite shelfie!"

by flyingpenguin December 14, 2014

Wolfin/sellin wolf tickets

1) Lying

2) Crying Wolf

Also known as Selling Tickets.

The bitch next door said my dog tried to attack her but I know she was sellin' tickets

by AmberLocs March 28, 2005

Snelling

An awesome family. Loving, caring, always fun. They play amazing crazy games and are witty, funny and great for comforting hugs! :D

Ah, I wish my brother was a Snelling! We never do anything fun...

by s1un2set January 19, 2011

SOELLING

Mispelling of the word "Spelling".

Guy 1: Hey man how aer you?
Guy 2: You mispelled aer.
Guy 1: fuck SOELLING

by ABVWWG March 15, 2011

Shelfing

The act of placing drugs inside the vagina as a way of ingesting them

Molly is rolling so hard after shelfing that pill

by FestivalNurse June 12, 2017