reprogramming session

When a couple raw dogs it so the girl can be reprogrammed as a babymaking machine. One of the hottest forms of sex as it involves the woman surrendering the programing of her body to carry the man's child for the next nine months

Girl: Damn those reprogramming sessions were extremely fun last night
Guy: Yeah it is so sexy to think that you are willing to have the basic programs of your body completely changed solely because you wanted to feel me raw.

by IshtarsSon September 24, 2023

Bate Session

The duration of time when a person is masturbating.

I couldn't stop jerkin' it last night. My Bate Session ended up lasting 3 hours.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

Thinking Session

USE YOUR MIND.

„Uhhhhhhhh, how do i use my mind again..?“
„Just go to the class Thinking Session, it teaches you.“
„No really, how?“
„I dont want to explain what a thinking session is.“

by epic_gamer_time October 29, 2019

Depression Session

Slang for when someone in school has a mental health check-up

Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?

Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.

Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.

by GotBulliedAtSchool98 November 21, 2021

Dominique Sessions

That Nigga Just Ugly And Annoying.

Dominique Sessions is a Bitch

by asdftgyhujikl November 7, 2021

Session

Has something to do with sex

You owe me a session from last time

by Tylersandy September 9, 2021

Tea Session

When Remy invites you back to his house and slowly but surely brings you to climax via a series of erotic massages.

Hey man I wish Remy explained what a tea session was before I went over to his place.

by Ratatouille_pledge69 September 26, 2021