Scrubs Depression

The kind of feeling after binge-watching the Scrubs series.
Life seems meaningless, you want to have a black best friend and become a doctor.

"Dude, I think my life doesn't make any sense.
I don't have such a great best friend, my job sucks and so does my girlfriend!"
"Dude, what the fuck is up with you?"
"I just watched Scrubs. I totally have a Scrubs Depression right now."
"Oh. I know that feeling. Sorry that I'm not black..."

by Y4nton August 11, 2014

K Scrub

A hairy lima beast. A 7th grader with a moustache. A man who I first knew by his streaks. A 7ve that would steal your girlfriend at any moment. A guy as shady as a shadow. Just your local drug dealer.

K scrub lives in new lenox

by Candy+Man May 4, 2017

jamaican scrub

A person usually Jamaican who is works for cheap money because they aren't qualified for anything

I'm low on money find me a Jamaican scrub to fix my sink

by Hit da quan January 28, 2016

pub scrub

term used in fps(first-person shooter), a person that seems to be good and cocky in pubs(public games) but when it comes to matches etc. they cant back their noob asses up with skill.

A:You got 0wn3d in the face son!
B:ok lets scrim
A:aiite
after the scrim
A:man i was lagging
B:watever you pub scrub..uninstall n00b!

by joTHAiStoise September 9, 2006

Scrub Life

Living without a care for what you're wearing or what people think of you.

dumb cunt: omg are those cum stains on your tee?
me: whatever dog, scrub life.

by Phflegm August 10, 2015

Scrub

Two-bit loser with nothing to offer his woman.

I don't want no scrub. Scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me. Hanging on the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holler at me.

by sea.shells June 29, 2010

Scrub It Kook

An expression originally used by surfers to reprimand beginners or tourists learning how to surf that are a danger to other people in the water. The expression can be used in any setting as the equivalent to telling a person to go away. Works well when used against pushy or rude people.

"Scrub it Kook" (to anyone deserving of the expression).

by stokemoocher October 22, 2015