Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch.

Mike: Hey man glad I could meet you at the bar, whats up?
Billy: I'm good man, you?
Mike: Ah man what the fuck are you doing?!?
Billy: What?
Mike: Why the fuck are you scrotching in the middle of the room?

by Big Cock Jones January 26, 2014

Scorchingness

Being beyond hot in beauty or appearance which originates within. beautiful gorgeous stunning

Lindsay is beyond hot. She is scorching. Sometimes her scorchingness will escape her body in the form of blushing so she dosent spontaneously combust.

by Wicket76 January 21, 2015

Smithing

To commit to something with the express intent to make excuses to get out of it.

We were going to get beers, but you were apparently just smithing the whole time.

by thereelYeti May 27, 2016

Smithing

smithing: a process of word creation giving rise to an agreed upon linguistics of an engendered urban understanding

Urban socialization have given rise to liberal smithing

by Dictionpreneur May 15, 2016

scratching the paint

From the Spanish phrase "Rayar la pintura" which means to damage the relationship, usually but not always by cheating on a partner.

Bill was a philanderer, his friends all knew that he had been scratching the paint off his marriage for years.
Charlene's tantrums caused John to feel that she'd been scratching the paint on their relationship.

by Alsatian_Farmer January 10, 2017

Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.

Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.

by Brclifford January 24, 2017

Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.

Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.

by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018