Schlong tom bomb

For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.

Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.

John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.

by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016

Schlong snot

Euphemism for semen

"Cum is such an outdated term. You should call it schlong snot instead"

by Nuts N. Bolts December 6, 2020