Super caring and fun. She’s athletic, dorky, and weird. She plays stupid games on the computer that waste her time and plays with her dogs. atom 2 things about her is she isn’t pretty nor she can sing. She sounds like a rat threw up. Most importantly is her personality- she cares for her friends and family so much so if u ever find a Jessica Saturday- make sure to keep her.
by Ummm...yeahhhh May 20, 2018
Get the Jessica Saturdaymug. Feeling brain-dead, stupid or slow. Where any complex thought makes your brain hurt.
Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.
Derived from the feelings of slowness one experiences the day after heavy consumption of alcohol, typically on a Friday. The phrase can be used at any time of slowness though, without alcohol being involved.
by Fauxy-S February 22, 2011
Get the Saturday Morgansmug. Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.
"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"
"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019
Get the Chinese Saturdaymug. by thy holy bruh man September 19, 2019
Get the saturday night fish frymug. Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Get the Small business saturdaymug. A Discord server that lasted from 2018-2020
by ProfessionalWiggler March 4, 2021
Get the Saturday Clubmug. Nicky went to Saturday Night Outfitters prior to his Mount Everest expedition in order to make sure he was the coolest dude there.
by sec fan 1999 July 21, 2021
Get the Saturday Night Outfittersmug.