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Simp

Puppy just puppy 🤣
Hey look at him simp
by Diminyan April 28, 2022
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simp

What's the name of that simp over there?
Oh him, that's John.
by jdogisasimp November 10, 2020
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Simp

Someone who leaves the boys to talk to a girl
Aww guys my internet isn’t working I’ll play with you guys tomorrow because I’m a simp
by Akua666 August 18, 2020
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SIMP

Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.
Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
by GummoG June 17, 2019
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Simp

She simps to hard
by Your girl 2 February 13, 2021
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Simp

It is a lot more complicated than a guy liking a girl despite what annoying ass internet kids tell you. In reality it’s when a guy donates to a girl online because he thinks she’s hot. Stop misusing this word or I’m nocap gonna lose my shit
Oh that guy has a crush on a girl? THAT DOESENT MEAN HE’S A FUCKIN SIMP
by Qippyy January 9, 2021
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Simp

Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.

Josh brings it up to her.

Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.

Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.

Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.
by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020
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