by jdogisasimp November 10, 2020
Get the simpmug. by Akua666 August 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy
A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.
Not. Cool. Dude.
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy
A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.
Not. Cool. Dude.
Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"
by GummoG June 17, 2019
Get the SIMPmug. It is a lot more complicated than a guy liking a girl despite what annoying ass internet kids tell you. In reality it’s when a guy donates to a girl online because he thinks she’s hot. Stop misusing this word or I’m nocap gonna lose my shit
by Qippyy January 9, 2021
Get the Simpmug. Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.
Josh brings it up to her.
Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.
Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.
Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.
Josh brings it up to her.
Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.
Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.
Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.
by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 