the royal wee

The piss of the Monarch.

See also: the royal we.

Queen Elizabeth II: "the royal wee is running down ones pegs"

Prince Phillip, the Duke of Edinburgh: "you lucky twunt, I haven't had so much as dribble in 30 years"

by bob the peasant February 21, 2009

Royal CW

Royal CW is a lego clan in a game called Combat Warriors and is filled with traps and femboys, bad clan!!!!

"Royal CW is a bad clan!!"
"NOOOOOO!!?!?!"

by BTR_JLO November 13, 2021

Royal mint

When sitting on the toilet (usually a public toilet) and you fart. The toilet bowl amplifies the noise.

I propped royal minted yesterday at work. I was sat on the throne (toilet) and the girls in reception herd

by FridayCat May 18, 2019

Royal Orgy

The Royal Orgy is a hark back to the past when one places an entire chicken royale between the patties of a buck double. Because Royalty is always accompanied by minions, one shall put chicken tenders between every layer of bun and beef. To reflect one's opulence one shall knowingly raise one's pinky and look upon the commoners with much scorn.

Even the Queen of England likes a nice Royal Orgy once in a while!

by Gilgamesh McSuttiNardinator December 14, 2010

Royal Mouthwash

To empty the contents of a condom in to your partners mouth after having a posh wank.

gargle gargle, "oh god he just royal mouthwashed me"

by arabianmouthwash February 6, 2010

Royal CW

A Combat Warriors clan filled with traps and femboys
Tuna is a guy!!?!?
Royal CW is the most horny clan ever!!

Person A: "Royal CW is weird clan"
Royal Member: "No!!??!"

by BTR_JLO November 13, 2021

Royal Flush

The physical act of pushing a person's head into the toilet and pulling the chain (or pressing the button, for all you modern cistern types).

Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).

So, whatever happened to that young pimply Venables boy we saw around the traps?

I gave him the Royal flush during recess.

Very good, Hawthorne.

by vanderspoor August 29, 2011