douch rocket

A person who flys around the universe being a gaint douch.
You are a douch rocket.
by SPS November 20, 2004
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rice rocket

The term rice rocket was for motorcycles not cars, originally. The term came out before cars were modified in the way they are now. Rice rockets usually described Japanese bikes that were superior performers off the line, were more likely one up bikes, and cafe style, before european cafe was cool. Further, Most Harley bikers knew they would be smoked in a drag race so to save face, knowing they were more in love with tradition than technology, had to rationalize their decision making process in purchasing a knowingly inferior product by, coining the term "rice rocket.
Those guys on their "rice rockets" don't know what real biking is all about!
by wayne's world April 07, 2004
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Team Rocket

More difficult to summon than Captain Planet. Has 11 parts rather than just 8.
Poster 1: Prepare for trouble, and make it double
Poster 2: To protect the world from devastation,
Poster 3: To unite all people within our nation,
Poster 4: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Poster 1: Goddamit man! I can never summon Team rocket!
by Dr. Awesome July 24, 2006
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douche-rocket

One who is so full of douche, that the pressure of it escaping literally propels him/her.
d00d, she's a total douche-rocket.
by idgaflol November 11, 2007
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rice rocket

n. Derogatory term toward any imported vehicle from an eastern Asian country (Mitsubishi, Honda, Hyundai, Toyota, Acura) that is souped up and/or low to the ground; e.g. has an unnecessary spoiler, trim that is equal or less than three inches above the ground, and various other modifications to make the car look faster than it actually is.
A customized Toyota Celica's trim, for example, may be two inches off of the ground. It may also have a two foot high spoiler, roughly the equivalent of a small plane's wing. This is a prime example of a rice rocket.
by Brian July 27, 2004
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rice rocket

Any 4-beater made mainly of bondo, with no hp or torque. You can spot these cars by their reputable false intakes, exagerated decals, and mufflers that tend to make them sound like pissed off weed eaters.
"Lets go find a ricer and put that bitch in its place with the TA!"
by SovereignScorn November 14, 2003
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roach rocket

noun - a device used to put a roach in to take your high to a new level...typiaclly makers of the device use a lighter to burn 2 round shaped hole to fit your roach in the other for a carb you stick your roach in one hole your finger covering the carb remove top of water bottle light roach and suck wind

prepare to ride the roach rocket to outer space

-disclaimer- unfortunally do to the new "eco friedly" water bottles suction is more diffucuist requires a larger carb and virtauly no air to enter the bottle difficult but do able
tom : yo clip thats shit and shove it in the roach rocket
paul: ight son you ready to fly
Conducter : ALL ABOARD LAST CALL FOR THE ROACH ROCKET
tom :ight son lets raise up i dont think we can get much higher but we out
paul: dippen like a frog
paul: shit son were folded like napkins
tom: you konwwww ittt
by Paulmagic March 06, 2008
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