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Ralph Nader

(n) 1. A politician who would have won the 2000 election if Al Gore didn't steal almost all of his votes and then have his brainwashed supporters turn around and falsely claim that said politician stole Al Gore's votes, because (according to their twisted form of 'logic') all votes truly belong to Democrats until people such as said politican use their evil satanic powers to convince people that elections are not horseraces and that voters should vote for who thay think should run the country, and not necessarily who will win.
Ross Perot was George the Elder's Ralph Nader.
by CommieDog August 10, 2005
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Ralph

The most amazing guy in the world. He is the most gorgeous man out there! He has an amazing music taste and always starts the latest trends in clothes! The best boyfriend you could ever wish for. He's always there for you and he is someone you can trust with anything. He completes me in every way possible and makes me happy when skies are grey. You can talk to him for hours on end about anything and find myself losing track of time and end up talking to him way past your bed time. For as long as you have known him you will have had the best times of your life, he is someone who you cannot imagine your life without anymore. He is the most incredible person you have ever met and has become the most important person in your life now. He is the type of person that you would want to spend the rest of your life with. He is the person who you will never want to let go.
Person 1: Ralph is my not only my boyfriend, he's my best friend.
Person 2: Lucky! I wish i had someone like that!
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Person 1: Wow have you seen Ralph?!
Person 2: Yep he's all mine ;)
by EmiRush April 27, 2012
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ralfing

Creepily hitting on a girl untill someone is forced to kick your ass
"dude look at him ralfing on kayla i think im gonna go push him down that hill over there"
by Numbahwon May 8, 2008
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ralf

Man...she ralfed all over the floor.

The ralf smelt like day old rotten butt cheese.
by Bob May 7, 2004
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Ralph Lauren

Ralph Lauren was born as Ralph Rueben Lifshitz in The Bronx, New York to Ashkenazi Jewish immigrants from Belarus: Fraydl (Kotlar) and Frank Lifshitz, a house painter. From a young age he started working after school to earn money to buy suits.
Ralph Lifshitz attended the Salanter Academy Jewish Day School followed by MTA (now known as the Marsha Stern Talmudical Academy), before eventually graduating from DeWitt Clinton High School in 1957. In MTA Lauren was known by his classmates for selling ties to his fellow students. In his Clinton yearbook he stated under his picture that he wanted to be a millionaire. At the age of 16, Ralph's brother Jerry changed their last name from Lifshitz to Lauren (although Ralph's brother Lenny retained the name Lifshitz). In the summertime Ralph Lifshitz attended Camp Roosevelt (Monticello)
He went to the Baruch School of Business and Civic Administration of the City College of New York (now known as Baruch College) where he studied business, although he dropped out after two years. From 1962 to 1964 he served in the United States Army. After his discharge in 1968, he married Ricky Low-Beer. He did not attend fashion school, but worked for Brooks Brothers as a salesman. In 1967, with the financial backing of Norman Hilton, Lauren opened a necktie store where he also sold ties of his own design, under the label "Polo". He later purchased the name from Hilton.
Ralph Lauren really must have been a cool guy.
by breebreeoceano January 9, 2010
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Boot and Rally

To throw up after excessively drink then continuing to party and drink more
He had to go boot and rally after drinking 8 Smirnoff ices and a brick now the party will never end.
by Broshambo September 11, 2010
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Rall

Reply to all via email in a corporate setting. Often used incessantly by sycophants and self important losers who think they are way cooler than they are. Such people were most likely spit on while riding the school bus in elementary school.
I can't believe that loser John Doe just ralled the whole company again. No one cares what that loser thinks.
by Capesteamer December 16, 2008
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